I get to be a HVAC sign tosser

You know those people tossing signs on the street as you drive by? Apparently they still exist. With modern technology I thought something like that would have died out a long time ago, but apparently not. I was desperate for a summer job, as all of my friends had one and were able to go on fancy trips and buy all of these nice things, and I could never participate because I don’t have enough money. I was always envious of them, and that’s when I started looking for a job. I applied for multiple cool jobs, but they ignored me, and instead I was hired to be a sign tosser. An incredibly boring job, but one that paid. The sign tossing job was advertising a buy one get one deal for HVAC repairs from the local HVAC company. It was a 6 hour shift of just throwing a sign around which felt more like 6 months to me. I would toss and turn the A/C machine sign any way I could think of, but I started getting bored so I started doing really weird stunts with the HVAC sign. One time I pretended to surf on the sign like a surfboard, while it was still visible, and another time I was shaking my butt with the sign. The guy who hired me told me not to do any inappropriate dance moves, but after seeing a few cars turn into the HVAC corporation, he stopped bothering me about it. I started having more fun with my job, and getting the paycheck was the best part.

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