Skype date didn’t go well – dirt in air

I was very puzzled with her assertions that my heating and cooling system wasn’t up to par for a few minutes

Sometimes I’m shocked by how observative other humans are. I don’t feel like I am completely oblivious to my surroundings, but then somebody points out a tiny detail that I’ve never noticed before and I have to question everything. This was recently what happened when I agreed to go on a Skype date with a new acquaintance and found myself being shamed for poor air quality from several hundred miles away. You see, I had grown bored with my same old friend group so I started networking a bit on social media. When this girl asked me to do a virtual date I was more than happy to comply. Unfortunately, it was only a few moments into the call before she started talking about my dirty indoor air more than trying to get to know me. Apparently, my heating and cooling system has not been doing an adequate job filtering my indoor air. There must be a lot of airborne contamination and pollution circulating through my air ducts that I have not been privy to. This was obvious when she started talking about my horrendous indoor air quality and need for a brand new air purification system. I was very puzzled with her assertions that my heating and cooling system wasn’t up to par for a few minutes. And that’s when she told me she could literally see the dirt floating through my indoor air on the Skype call. I don’t know if it was the lighting from my computer or her impeccable eyesight, but my Skype dates could easily see the dirt and dander that circulated from my air vents every time my heating and cooling system kicked into gear. I need new glasses, a new nose, and a brand new heating and cooling system, apparently.

Air conditioning workman